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I'm not a racist, BUT...

Posted by Villain21x on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 1:45:26 PM

There's an uspoken rule of thumb for the women down here in southern Florida, where I live: Don't make eye contact with the Mexicans.

Sounds racist, doesn't it?  But let's face it.  A lot of them stare at American women.  They follow them at times around the grocery store, leer at my daughter and wife, and lady friends, whistle at them, etc.

But how do we know that they are likely illegal mexican immigrants?  Because they don't - or won't - talk.  Why?  Because they can't speak the english language.

Here are just two examples since I moved to southwest Florida.  First, let me mention that I was kind of skeptical when my family and friends told me all of this.  It turned out that they weren't exaggerating...

A friend's wife went to use a restroom in a restaurant.  After waiting for awhile, he got worried and went to check on her.  Sure enough, there were two mexicans in the ladies room.  One had a knife on his wife, who was pressed against a wall, the other was watching the door.  They spoke loudly at him in spanish and since they couldn't understand what he was yelling back, he had to physically remove them.

The second brush with likely illegal mexicans went like this: Two men of spanish-mexican descent tapped me on my shoulder and got in my face in broken english about allegedly stealing a hundred dollar bill from them.  They were about to get physical about it - but I don't think realized they chose the wrong person (I'm kind of intimidating).  In short, I threw them both out.  Several people thanked me as they had been harrassing them as well.  The funny part of this story is that the bartender apologized and also thanked me since he fingered me guessing how I would probably respond.

Anyway, we call it Rule#1 in our group of family and friends: Don't make eye contact with the Mexicans, because you never know who is illegal and who isn't.
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IS IT ME?

Posted by Villain21x on Friday, June 22, 2007 11:12:16 PM
...or do the left look like a bunch of cartoon characters?

Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Al Gore, John Edwards, etc.  *Note: The only Dem that doesn't fit the category is Barrack Obama.

Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, Ron Paul, etc.  *Note: I left out John McCain who actually is a cartoon character.

*Also Note: I left out Bill Clinton and George Bush for obvious reasons.  That's a different argument.

The left is full of flip-flopping.  Mitt is the only one on the right - but at least he didn't vote for funding the troops only to retract that statement with some lame excuse.

As for McCain, I heard it best on FoxNews when someone said: "He can't even protect the Arizona borders, so how is he going to protect America's borders?"  I'm paraphrasing, but the point is, this is exactly why he is for the amnesty bill.  And this is how he thinks he will be the Republican Nominee.  Negative.  It won't happen.  America doesn't want that.  And America doesn't want him to be the next president for it.

And as for Kennedy, people should remember Chappaquiddick.  It's the original OJ case - only better (for him).  We all know he wants to run for president, but it will never happen.  Never.  And everyone he supports will be sucked down into that incident.

Let the games begin.  The only smart ones to hold back and be associated with this group are: Fred Thompson, Newt Gingrich, and believe it or not - Al Gore and our friend Ralph Nader. 

There's a ticket for ya.
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ALRIGHTY: HERE'S MY ENDORSEMENTS (for now)

Posted by Villain21x on Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:47:52 AM
This isn't the easiest, but I think I have come to a conclusion: There are too many good candidates on the Republican side.  So therefore, I will have to choose by method of office (caveat: at this time) by such...

President:    Rudy
Vice Prez:    Fred
Defense:       Newt
State:            Mitt
FEMA:        Jeb
Whitehouse Spokesman:    Keep Tony Snow

Other cabinet members: Huckabee & Ron Paul

Oval Office Plain Old Secretary:    John McCain
House Jester & Bartender:    Ted Kennedy

That's how I see it.  How can the Republicans go wrong with this strong showing, instead of the comic strip parade of Democrats?

Really.  Be serious.  Hillary?  Obama?  Edwards?  They are obviously the frontrunners, but c'mon.  Combined, how much experience do they have in running anything?

The next thing you know, the judge with the $54 million dollar pants will run as a democrat as well.
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PUT ILLEGAL MEXICANS TO WORK...

Posted by Villain21x on Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:44:15 AM

Building a wall between America and South America - just make sure they are on the other side of it when they build it.  Hey, remember the Great Wall of China?  It can be done. 

Next, build a wall between America and Canada - just make sure they are on the other side of it when they build it.

At least they'll be doing a job that most American Politicians won't do.  It will be fine cheap labor (according to Democrats) with hands-on skills we seem to have forgotten.

Make that 2 walls each.  Next, take all of the fighting dogs from Michael Vick's property and put them inside the interior.  Feed them meat and then there's your initial security to help prevent terrorists from coming in.

Next, build a catapult every few miles to launch illegals - I mean, "undocumented Americans" back where they came from should they make it through.  I'd let the Minutemen do this just because I know it would get done.

Okay, this is mostly farfetched, but I do like the catapult idea.  We could put it on ESPN or something.

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THE SKY IS FALLING

Posted by Villain21x on Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:06:35 AM

We've been through this before.  And it's not going to get any better before it gets worse - So, settle down everyone.  Get a grip.

And don't forget to support our country - not Iran, Russia, China, North Korea... not Islamic people, Mexican people, Athiests, Maoists... not anti-Bush, the Hollywood elite, Global Warming, etc.

Support us.  Support the U.S.

It's important to note:

Liberals don't want America to be the world's police.
But, Liberals want America to be blamed for "global" warming.
Liberals don't want America to fight for liberty.
But, Liberals want peace.
Liberals want to us to pay more taxes.
But Liberals don't want to pay more taxes themselves.
Liberals want "the rich" to cut back on carbon emissions.
But Liberals don't consider Hollywood "the rich".

I could go on and on.  But then I would be a Liberal.

PS.  Whatever happened to those human shields and people who were going to leave the U.S.A. for Canada or for Europe?

I think I hear crickets.
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COLORADO, THE NEW CALIFORNIA

Posted by Villain21x on Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:16:33 AM

I about fell out of my chair yesterday when I read of Denver's ideas on implementing a "green" plan on the Drudge Report.  Really, now?  I was both bothered and yet amused.

The not-so-thought-out plan includes letting people with Hybrids park closer to establishments.  HUH?  Why?  So, if you can't afford a new - and ugly btw - hybrid, you have to park it at the back of the bus?

And what's this with trash?  They want to charge more for people with more garbage than others?  Right.  So, for example, you have 5 children and have to pay more than your neighbor.  It's supposed to address recycling... In this scenario, can you recycle diapers and more regular garbage more than smaller families?  I'm no Einstein, but my garbage varies.  Take Christmas day for example.

The mayor also wants people who drive long distances to pay more for insurance.  Question: How is money going to solve "global warming"?

This all sounds like the same old TAX, TAX, TAX routine to me.

Here's a clip from the Rocky Mountain News

Denver City Councilwoman Kathleen MacKenzie said she admires Hickenlooper for pushing the plan.

"The mayor is willing to use his popularity to ask people to do difficult things," she said. "I hope people are ready to take this on."

Um.  "ASK"?  Does it sound like they are asking, or hoping the people are ready to take it on?   I ask her: TAKE WHAT ON?  Global warming - or taxes, fines, and giving up their parking spot for liberals?

This is all very disturbing.

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Posted by Villain21x on Monday, June 11, 2007 11:12:13 PM
So which are the tickets?  Here's the most scariest for each party - if you ask me:

Clinton & Gore (Republicans would yell "NOT AGAIN!")
Guiliani & Anyone (Arrrrrrghhh!!!!!!!! yell Democrats)

Myself, I'm undecided.  I think Rudy is the popular vote.  Romney, Thompson, and Gingrich are a close tie for VP, if it isn't someone like Ron Paul, Huckabee, and yes, even Jeb Bush.  I don't see why not Jeb.

And now (unless I remember incorrectly), Lynne Cheney is being considered for office in the future.  A Bush/Cheney, Clinton/Gore attempt in 2012?  Probably not.  However, it's still intriguing and fun to think about.

Maybe Gingrich would be Speaker of the House again - if that's possible.

I still think Rudy would make a great secretary in the White House, but right now, he is the popular vote, and might scare the bejeezus out of the rest of the world for awhile if elected Prez.  Here's my personal analysis of VP...

*Note: I'm not endorsing Rudy - just going by popular vote at this time.

Thompson:  Well, don't screw with Rudy because he'd be replaced with another Top Gun.

Gingrich:  Great pick to plot worse-case scenarios around the globe - but still probably better as a secretary until we hear more.

Jeb:  Also a great pick - if you believe the sky is falling (ie. Global Warming).  An awesome, common sense, compassionate guy with a common sense approach to everyday situations.

One more for the fun of it...

McCain:  Perfect selection - if you want to start wearing turbins and carrying the Quran (sp?).  I don't even want to know if that's how you spell it.  I don't care, but I don't want a P.O.W. who is soft on immigrants to be in charge of my country.

Well, there it is.  Ron Paul & Huckabee are curious contenders, but as for the Left... Well, let's get serious.  They make me laugh.
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Posted by Villain21x on Monday, June 11, 2007 5:53:09 AM
2008 ELECTION ADVICE: KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID

Too many times, people look so deep into something that they overlook the obvious.  Sure, you have to look into a candidate's character, voting record, stances on issues, and other basic thingies, but you don't have to dig up every spec of dirt on someone's personal matters (financial wealth - or not, marital history, etc.) from a gazillion years ago just to vote.

This list is for undecided voters.  Just look at the buzz words associated with each presidential candidate (or possible candidates) and use your God-given brain.  Maybe you think of other, better buzz words that you might want to use.  Either way, think of this as a word association game.

GULIANI: 9/11
CLINTON: Mrs. Clinton
ROMNEY: Religion (Mormon)
OBAMA: Black
McCAIN: P.O.W.
EDWARDS: Trial Lawyer, Hair
THOMPSON: Law & Order
GORE: Global Warming
GINGRICH: War Strategy

I could go on with some other noteworthy folks, but you get the idea.  These are just the first things that come to my mind when I think of these people.

My point is: What's most important for America right now?  Global warming, Law and order, terrorists, war strategy - or Hair?

Easily the right side of the fence has the vast majority of the initiatives that the good old US of A needs at this juncture.  To me, the Top 5 issues go like this - and no, I don't think abortion, gay rights, legalization of drugs, or any other topics that nobody can agree on is a factor anytime soon.

1. Immigration.  Protect our borders not only from illegal "migrants", but from possible terrorists.
2. Terrorists.  Keep the war on terror abroad.  Attack first.
3. Iraq, Iran, China, Russia, and any other Tom, Dick & Muhammad who's head is swelling with potential power to rule the world.
4. Religion.  Bring Religion Back Out Of The Closet© (the book I'm writing)
5. Morals.  I want better public service announcements, education, and guidance/assistance for our children.

Not that other issues such as taxes, and the Fair Tax, aren't important as well, I just tend to think that these are the Top 5 and need to be addressed immediately and firmly.  Then we can move on to other topics that we, as Americans, want to preserve for our country, our culture and our future as our forefathers did.

I realize that #4 is controversial to some, but Athiests (I took the liberty of capitalizing the word albeit not worthy of the keystroke), for example are a small minority and shouldn't change the majority.  Problem solved.

I also realize #5 is a wide and basic boring point to some, but every day on television, the radio, and on the internet, the fabric of our family values are crumbling at an alarming rate.  I'm not suggesting to shut them down, just get Paris Hilton off of my news channel!  Note: this was only 1 example - you get the picture.

These are just my opinions.  No need to reply.  I just truly believe we have an global issue with anti-american hatred, as well as internal issues that are compounding.  We should think "inside the box", not be on the outside looking in.

Sounds like I'm running for President, eh?

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